hey guys, it’s just me again –
My dude be looking like Thomas the cho cho train.
Jay Jay the Jetplane lookin ass
Jay jay the jet plane is a fucking piece of shit. When I was in middle school I was eating alone at the cafeteria during lunch. All of a sudden jay jay the jet prick comes up to me and asked me what I was eating. I told him my mom made me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich without crust. He said “oh that’s cool”. As soon as the word cool came out of his mouth, he took off his pants, grabbed my peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and proceeded to shit a jet fuel / diarrhea concoction all over it. I was shocked, horrified. I was steaming, so I left straight to the principles office and told her everything that happened. She told me if that really happened then I should prove it. I told her alright, bet. So I went to the bleachers by our football field, and doused a small section in jay jay the ass clown’s jet fuel laden peanut butter and jelly sandwich. To my surprise they actually melted down. While the bleachers were melting, the principle proceeded to call me a liar, because jet fuel can’t melt steel beams.