REVOLVER KOJIMA –
Howdy Y’all, my name is Hideo Smith!
I’m a 27 year old Japanese Gamer (Video game fan for you foreigners). I make video games on my computer, and spend my days perfecting my craft and watching superior American movies. (Blade Runner, 2001: A Space Odyssey, and Streets of Fire).
I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%
When I get my American visa, I am moving to Seattle to attend a prestigious studio to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a fantastic game designer!
I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in America!