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The 13 Most Ridiculous JRPG Monsters –

A good Japanese RPG will usual have a young, spiky-haired boy looking to save the world, perhaps with magic or a sword that is also a gun — just the regular kind of stuff you expect from a video game. But JRPG monsters? Well, those things can get weird. And here are the weirdest:

ANNOYING OLD PARTY MAN, EARTHBOUND


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Unfortunately, an all-too common enemy in real life.

ON SECOND THOUGHT, PRETTY MUCH EVERY ENEMY FROM EARTHBOUND


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Man, what a weird game.

HELL HOUSE, FINAL FANTASY VII


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Not a Christian haunted house, to my disappointment.

MISHAGUJI, SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI


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It’s actually kind of shocking just how few penis demons are in JRPGs, so kudos to the Shin Megami Tensei series.

EGG OOZE, CHRONO TRIGGER


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The fact that these are sprites help cover up the questions they raise, like “how big are these eggs?” or “Are the egg yolks solid?”

NIGHT SNEAKER, DRAGON QUEST VIII


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I guess it’s a monster that just gives you a really hard kick in the ass?

LIL’ KOBOLD, XENOGEARS


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The monsters themselves aren’t weird, but it is weird that they’re specifically “lil’” as opposed to “little”.

BOWYER, SUPER MARIO RPG


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Super Mario RPG has some weird monsters, but the weirdest is for sure the living bow and arrow that shoots arrows through its face.

KEFKA’S END BOSS FORM, FINAL FANTASY VI


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Kefka is great, but he truly becomes a bonkers character once he becomes a tower of Gods that are almost Geiger-esque.

KRAKEN, SHINING FORCE II


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Fighting a Kraken isn’t strange in and of itself, but what if every enemy in a strategy RPG fight is… ALL. ONE. ENEMY?!

KING SHAKALAKA, MONSTER HUNTER: FREEDOM UNITE

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Wearing a crown of fire seems like it would be hot???

GOOFY IN MONSTERS INC. WORLD, KINGDOM HEARTS III


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A mucus Jar Jar Binks.

PROTO GENERATOR, PARASITE EVE II


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